Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
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Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
Me Before And After – Bullies Get Lost!
You bullies lost
How Couples Makeout
Many type of kiss ...
fail feet haha
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh.
The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs.
Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs. God asks her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?” and she responds, “I just got the first joke!
Mental Scarring For Life
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked.
“How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store manager.
“$200″ – he replied.
Oh My God Its Family Fail
This page displays all jokes on this blog, sorted most recent first.
I hope these beautiful jokes help cheering you up, make you laugh, happy.
Unsuspecting BONER Fail
Teacher: “Emil… why are you coming into my classroom on your hands and knees?”
Emil: “Because yesterday you told me not to talk into your class late.
Emil: “Because yesterday you told me not to talk into your class late.
A boy telling his friend: “The food was awful at summer camp this year. My first day there, I threw mine in the lake and darned if the fish didn’t throw it back.”
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